Titanic

Titanic came out in theaters a few years ago and I thought it was just great. I remember seeing it with myself and just wondering if I could ever review it. Now I stand here before via text on your screen to tell you that it was such a funny and awesome movie. The parts when the ship is sinking and people are trying to escape is just so intense! So many people who sunk to the bottom of the ocean! It's weird cuz that's not a primate's natural habitat of course, so they all died. Which is weird and kind of sad, I guess. Even though you have to remember it's just a movie. That's what moms usually say.

Icebergs out of the Ocean (5.5 out of 8.5)

Kung Fu Executioner

When a brotha goes to China to visit his best friend, does he usually expect to have to engage in mortal combat with all forms of Chinese thugs? Yes.

Kung Fu Executioner starring Carl Scott and Billy Chong is one of those classic movies that in which raises the question: are we all sleepwalking through our dreams? Or are we dreamwalking through our days?

A funny, dramatic, sad, funny story about three pigs on a farm making songs about the grand ol' days of Dixie.

Take your pants off; it's time.

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