Never in the history of the universe has the moon been rocked as hard as during this concert, scientists presume.
"It's true... there is no evidence that suggests that any life has ever been on the moon previous to the US moonlandin', much less life intelligent enough to put on a concert, much much less life ultra-intelligent enough to put on a concert of THIS caliber. It is certain to be the multi-planetary event of the yuga." Dr. Roland McRiff, PhD.
And so there you have it. Miley and the Boys may be alone in the abyss, but that won't stop trillions of viewers from around the broadcast reach of the galaxy from flocking into theaters for a chance to see this 3D broadcast legacy unfold. Be ready for this event because the next time something like this happens we will be all very far from alive.
384,403 kilometers out of the center of the Earth
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