Candyman

First off, I fucking HAVE to make a joke about the bees coming out of the toilet. There's no way I would have expected that in a public bathroom, but maybe a Honeybucket! Oh man I kill myself. Hopefully before this fucked up brotha cuts me open from my vagina to chin. Seriously this guy has a bad attitude. People need to be aware that IT IS NOT SAFE TO ASK FOR SNICKERS IN THE MIRROR; YOU WILL GET CUT OPEN FROM YOUR VAGINA TO YOUR CHIN AND IT WILL HURT REALLY BAD.
The idea of Candyman is so legit, but this movie eats assholes; meaning it's got no substanance. I mean, seriously dude, at the end of the movie the professor husband gets his ass handed to him by a bald ghost version of his wife with a hook. SO SICK.

3 out 10