Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Kids Version of Pulp Fiction

You know I know that you've all seen Pulp Fiction. What is a lesser known fact is that kids hated it. They hated it until the kids version was released.

John T's performance in films of the 'Look Who's Talking' franchise made him a huge success in the 6 to 12 and 62 to 78 age demographix so they payed him with all of the sweets sour power his puckered little pecker face could for the sake of being able to handle fucking long ass run-on sentences. Kids love them nearly as much they love scraping their knees while wearing primary coloured shorts cut just above the knee's cap that so selflessly takes all the damage young kids (or old kids) can dish out. That's why Johnny's a pro, yo.

"Sam-Sam's" payment was, and I'm quoting that guy "...just getting to hang out with those crazy kids that replaced every other character in that damned movie..."

"...the smells..."

"...the grilled cheeses."

"The cwuddy duddy puddy of a muddy was boopie," said Tucker or Tuckel ( I couldn't get a straight answer on what his name actually was) "but PF was dope to the max." PF is the abbreviated name for the children's version, guy.

Personally, dude, I thought it was hoe-K! I wasn't so much into the violence, drugs, and sexy sexual tension that plagued the original version, or, ov, G.

Don't forget to get PF Chang's, Hank, for it's the dang's dank.

Common commas keep cumming.









"Does he look like a doo-doo head?"

13 - 61 Halftime

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