God



Isn't this guy up for re-election? I mean, an eight year term with Bush was bad, but this dude has been a sitting duck since the beginning of all fucking time, dudes! We don't have to take this shit.

Tell you what we should do. Let's find this "stairway to heaven" that Robert Plant was talking about in that one song, climb that fucker, and drag this dude's sorry ass off of his throne. Easy shit. The guy deserves it. Just look at all this shit. He was a so-so designer but his workmanship was "shotty" at best - he could have contracted the work out to a better and more able construction company (or at least he could have hired day workers) but he decided to do all the work by himself and with only one good carpenter (his son), just to save a dime. And his website is an atrocity; I can't even find a direct email address or a phone number, all they provided is a 1-800 number that puts you through to a machine. Ive tried going to one of his "conveniently placed" local offices and the service there sucked. They told me I had to be "saved" and would have to be "dead" to meet with him directly, unless God himself chose to speak with me, whereby he would then appear as a floating hologram representation of Jimmy Buffet. Great. Just great. AND ALMIGHTY.

I give God:

Bruce Willis out of "Look Who's Talking Too"